Article I: Amendments to "Things I Hate"

I can't believe I forgot this one:



Curve cologne. This stuff makes me want to throw myself into a grave. It's been a while since I have smelled this stuff, but I'm sure I would know it when, and if, I do. I kind of want to smell it again for the sake of this blog so I can try to describe it. Does anyone out there actually like the smell of this stuff? Let me know. I'm willing to hear your arguments.